Funny Jokes

Q.) How do you know a mad has used the computer..?
A.) When you see liquid paper applied on the screen.

Q.) How do you know they've just used the computer again..?
A.) When you see them scribbling over the liquid paper.

One day.. Chin, Caus and Ind was travelling across a desert in a rover when it broke-down and unable to restart. Caus suggested that they take whatever from the car and go on their separate ways. Without arguing, Chin dismantled and took the radiator. Caus took the aircon, leaving Ind; and he took the car door.

Chin and Caus were puzzled as to why Ind took the door?
Chin explained; he took the radiator so he can drink the radiator water when he's thirsty.
"Ok.. fair enough," Caus and Ind replied.
Caus exclaimed; i've got a way with air-con, that i can make it work w/o starting car.
Chin and Ind stood dumbfounded in amazement.
Ind, with so much enthusiasm, shared; i can wind down the window whenever i feel hot!

raylet",)