We live in Singapura.
I've uploaded a National Song clip(the 2nd one) in my blog that every Sinaporeans "must" know how to sing and the lyrics goes like this;
(Verse 1)
Sang Nila Utama
Saw a lion, alamak!
Name the village Singapura
Then run very far.
Years later Ang Mor came.
Stamford Raffles was his name.
Posed for statue very nice.
We kenna colonize.
Singapura very strong
Big guns all pointing wrong
Japanese came on bikes
Invade us from our backside.
War is over, Ang Mor back
Singaporeans no respect.
Commies come make a fuss.
Singapore Independence!
(Chorus)
I(We) live in Singapura.
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting
I(We) live in Singapura.
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country.
(We live in Singapura!)
(Verse 2)
David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock.
Yusof Ishak the big man
And guess who's PM?
Malaysia say come join me
Two of us be same country.
Then not happy
Then make PM cry.
PM Lee lead country
Build Jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green
Opposition cannot win
JB Jeya no more funds
Chee Soon Juan won't eat his buns
Lim How Doong what a goon
"Don't talk cock" in parliament
(Verse 3)
Kick out from Malaysia Cup
Michael Faye pain in the butt
S-league, Tea-Dancing
Ah Bengs love Modern Talking
MacDonald's hello kitty
Everyone drink bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan
James Lye is the VR man.
Reclamation, Tuas causeway
Malaysia water buay ho sei
Mathathir's friend Datuk Anwar
Mathathir say he's chow ah quah
NDP, aunties rush
Everyone it's fun to flush
Bubble gums are all banned
Ask your friends buy from Thailand
(Verse 4)
Driving car, not funny
Bid on cars with COE.
ERP, road tax
PARF until i want to barf
IR locals have to pay
Foreign talents are OK.
Housing estates upgrade by
Contractors who go pok kai.
IMF come must smile more
Want to protest, go indoor
LRT not so fast
Newater they laugh at us.
(Verse 5)
Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel shares give out for free.
Jack Neo, Kit Chan
Sexy Pastor Ho Yeow Sun
Beckham parties with models
Has affair but no one knows
S-league go World Cup
Can come true if they don't suck
Mathathir then Abdullah
Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pak
Stop speaking singlish lah
Gay is OK, say PM
SM Lee go be MM
PM Lee, the same name
Here we go all over again.

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